

Mature ladies gotta stick together.

—-…A raise of her brow, and not in her usual fashion of curiosity. No, not
because this man was necessarily her type—at least, she didn’t get that
feeling. Such a hesitant ‘hello’ wasn’t the most charming statement right
out the gate.
Instead, something else about him held her attention,
restrained her fury—-he seemed oddly familiar.
It couldn’t be his face, this triggered no memories;
perhaps it was the shape of his shoulders, even
a smell. But anyone worth remembering would
possess such qualities. This could be a fluke.
Glacia spoke, her usual harsh and unforgiving tone
replaced with something far more civil, underlined
with a hint of intrigue.
“Hello there.
…Do I know you, by any chance? I’ve
got the strangest gut feeling that my
answer should be yes,
but I’m not completely sure we’ve met.”
What was it she was recalling…?
Visits in the winter, those deep,
miserable snow banks.
Porridge from home.
No, not just Icirrus—home home.
The things one couldn’t find usually in Unova,
but the only kitchen in which it could be cooked.
Passing through that town, that quiet,
ever-changing city just to visit family.
…Perhaps this was where.

”…Consider myself such things? I don’t think those’d be the first two
adjectives I associate with who I am, no. Though I have been told as
much before, they seem to be a judgement passed upon me on a far
more superficial level, just the observations of a first encounter.
Let me ask you this: do you believe ice is graceful and elegant?
Surely, you’ve seen an ice sculpture before, perhaps at a wedding;
an impressive, fleeting, temporary Swanna carved beautifully into
crystal-clear ice. But that ice sculpture is a lie, a fabrication.
It’s been treated. Manipulated by the artist to that state of transparency.
In truth, natural ice is almost opaque, never akin to glass, of all things.
If you want to see the true nature of ice, I’d urge you to visit somewhere
far to the north, perhaps the island my ancestors inhabited. It’s damn
cold there, so I wouldn’t blame you if you’d pass on a visit. I would, too.”

“—-But I’ll give you the short story, what you’d realize if you
stood atop an ancient glacier: graceful and elegant as it may
seem from afar, true ice is never these things up close. It’s
ferocious. Deadly, unforgiving, and cruel. It wishes nothing
but to conquer every challenger in its path:
the earth beneath its front, the sky above, the puny
human being who dares traverse its fields. It wants
to force you to submit to its will. And ice knows
it’s capable of doing such a thing, with great patience
and slow undermining of your every strength. If you
underestimate the power and lethality of ice for even
a moment, that’s when it gets you,
when it takes you down.”
“So…No.
I don’t consider myself graceful and elegant.
What I consider myself is ‘not to be fucked with’.
And I sincerely hope you’ll take that to heart.”

“We’ve probably lost him to dementia.
I’ll bet he’s out in Petalburg Woods right now, as we speak,
wearing nothing but his goddamn boots and his coat—–
meaning he forgot his pants and hat. And he’s blaming trees
for his fucking arthritis and asking shrubs which tree he tied
his Salamence to on Wednesday, as if it should still be at that
tree waiting there for him. Not even his Flygon can help that
crotchety old moron now. Not. Even. Flygon.”
It’s important to note that Drake is only 3 years
older than Glacia. She often over-exaggerates
his age.

also

“…What are you even talking about,
young lady—? I hate the cold.”
Ironically, she’d moved to Hoenn from much colder
parts of the world, and was probably still the most
heavily dressed woman around.
…Were Glacia to have her way, there
wouldn’t be air conditioning in Ever
Grande.

“—How about this:
Challenge me.
Then you can draw your
own damn conclusion.”

“…I’m not senile enough to parade around Ever Grande
boasting of my youth. For a real senior, you should
speak to my elder colleague—-and last I checked,
retirement age is 65. I’ve still got quite a while.”

“…Forty-nine, actually. Didn’t your mother
ever tell you it’s rude to guess a woman’s
age—?”
—–Not that she usually cared.
Glacia had been mistaken for
thirty-nine often enough to
balance out this… outlier.

"—Phoebe, darling. How’s everything
at the front of the house…?“